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    "Mein bratwurst has a first name.. it's F-R-I-T-Z.
    Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's
    S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N
    "

    Ranier Wolfcastle's start in an "Oscar Meyer"-type commercial in his native Austria.
    140 kb
    "The mail! The mail is here! (flipping through mail) Oooh.."
    Homer runs up to check the mail.
    30 kb  
    "MEN-D-O-Z-A-A-A!!!!"
    Ranier Wolfcastle's yell after witnessing a shooting of his partner by one of Mendoza's people.
    48 kb eXclusive
    "Hello? Can anybody hear me? Ugh.. I am somewhere where I don't know where I am!"click me
    Homer in the 3rd dimension.
    65 kb eXclusive
    "I have a secret weapon"
    Homer tells his co-workers about a homemade bat.
    26 kb
    "Hmm.. hey! There's something you don't see in a toilet everyday! (ploink!) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side."
    "That's a right triangle, you idiot!"
    "DOH!"

    Homer finds glasses in the toilet.
    149 kb  
    "Aaah!"
    Homer's girlish scream.
    3 kb eXclusive
    "Excellent!"
    Montgomery Burns.
    3 kb  
    "Ha--HA!"
    Nelson.
    5 kb  
    "Marge, you being a cop makes you The Man, which makes me the woman. And I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."
    Homer talking to Marge.
    120 kb
    "Please come again!"
    Apu.
    9 kb  
    "DOH!"
    Homer.
    9 kb eXclusive
    "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
    Ralph Wiggum.
    32 kb favorite
    "Ah, Mr. Burns, you mentioned you wanted an opening tirade?"
    "Yes, thank you, Kent. Fifteen minutes from now I will wreak a terrible vengeance on the city. No one will be spared. NO ONE!"
    "Haha, a chilling vision of things to come."

    Kent Brockman and Mr. Burns on Frightline.
    160 kb eXclusive    
    "When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous bloodsucking monsters - always want more, MORE, MORE!."
    Homer and his lesson to Bart.
    65 kb favorite
    "Woo-hoo!"
    Homer.
    15 kb eXclusive
    "We are talking about sex, right?"
    "Right."
    "I hear you loud and clear! (grrr)"

    Homer's conversation with his female neighbor.
    37 kb favorite
    "Have the Rolling Stones killed"
    Mr. Burns.
    21 kb  
    Horny Homer 4 kb eXclusive
    "Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. 'Bart is a vampire.' 'Beer kills brain cells.' Now let's go back to that.. building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is."
    Homer's talk with Liza.
    128 kb
    "I disagree"
    Mr. Burns disagreeing with a fellow millionaire.
    15 kb eXclusive
    "Cool!"
    Otto's response to Bart's idea on whether to jump the Springfield Gorge on his skateboard.
    12 kb  
    "Hi everybody!"
    Dr. Nick Reviera.
    11 kb  
    Number of Files: 23
    Total Size: 1.18 mb


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