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    Theme: Buffy the Vampire television series. 550 kb eXclusive
    "Oh grow up! Just grow up!"
    Joan Rivers's reply to one of her guests on her talk show.
    25 kb  
    HoHo F*cking Ho.
    Disgruntled elves sing a Christmas jingle. Hilarious.
    200 kb eXclusive  
    Theme: MTV's Daria. 530 kb eXclusive    
    "Here lizard, lizard, lizard."
    The chihuahua from Taco Bell commercial, referring to Godzilla.
    45 kb  
    "Yo quiero Taco Bell." ("I want some Taco Bell")
    The chihuahua from another Taco Bell commercial.
    16 KB  
    "And now, we're pleased to bring you our Feature Presentation."
    Intro to film. Taken from Face/Off video (Paramount).
    135 kb eXclusive
    "What is a logarithm?"
    The chihuahua from the third Taco Bell commercial.
    23 kb  
    "You bet my sweet ass."
    Jack Benny from a Laugh-In outtake.
    17 kb  
    "I made this!"
    Sound-bit from "Ten Thirteen productions" logo. Creator of The X-Files, Chris Carter's production company.
    65 kb eXclusive
    "The following is rated 'R'. It contains violence, adult language, nudity, and adult content."
    HBO announcer.
    55 kb  
    "You may now return to your popcorn."
    From a Columbia Pictures' commercial, for Men in Black and Devil's Own, broadcast during Superbowl XXXI.
    65 kb
    "Dogs love trucks."
    From Nissan commercial.
    53 kb  
    Theme: Spot.
    An Awards TV Show-type musical score.
    110 kb eXclusive
    James-Bond-type music from an IBM commercial. 112 kb  
    "Due to some violent content, parental discretion is advised"
    Announcer from FOX.
    39 kb  
    "Release the hounds!"
    Jerry Seinfeld from an American Express commercial.
    32 kb  
    Theme: Twilight Zone. 17 kb  
    "Women.. You can't live with 'em, and yet.. they're everywhere.."
    From 3rd Rock from the Sun.
    38 kb  
    Pentium sound from Intel's commercials. 21 kb  
    Tim's Grunt.
    Tim Taylor (Tim Allen) from Home Improvement.
    5 kb  
    "I've fallen... and I can't get up!"
    From a commercial for a service that comes to your rescue.
    7 kb Ex-orphan file noted by David P.
    "Ok, I love you, buh bye!"
    Mindy from Animaniacs.
    18 kb  
    "(meowrr) Mr. Humphries, leave my pussy alone!"
    Mrs. Slocombe from British sitcom Are You Being Served?
    52 kb  
    "Enter when ready.."
    Computer voice from Star Trek - The Next Generation.
    13 kb  
    "Great googly moogly."
    From Snikers commercial.
    19 kb  
    "Well.. I am not a crook"
    Richard Nixon's infamous line.
    9 kb  
    "Bite me"
    Barry White.
    14 kb  
    "Captain, we're losing power in the warp engines"
    James Doohan from Star Trek: The Original Series.
    25 kb  
    "You're delirious. Go home and get some sleep"
    Gillian Anderson from The X-Files.
    31 kb  
    "Meep! Meep!"
    Roadrunner from Looney Tunes cartoons.
    9 kb  
    THUD from Tiny Toon Adventures
    A parody on Lucasfilms' THX trailer. In a theater prior to a movie, a loud intro to "Mucas Films" which is then followed by "The audience is now deaf" announcement.
    139 kb eXclusive  
    "I am bored today.. I am filled with boredom.."
    (Italian music in the background)
    "The bourgeois businessmen waiting for their packages - they can wait."

    From DHL commercial.
    136 kb eXclusive  
    Number of Files: 33
    Total Size: 2.63 mb


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